Come on Do it Uh huh

    http://youtu.be/ydrtF45-y-g

 

NOT GETTING IT 

  Ladies All the ladies Louder now 
 He's grumbling and I grow concerned. 

 Help me out  Come on  All the ladies
Rants to himself about not getting it, again.

LET'S TALK  ABOUT SEX Alright ladies
I consider my defenses, whether my provisions 

All the ladies Louder now Help me out

suffice and that he won't get a hold of a gun

Come on  All the ladies  LET'S TALK 

because he hates women now won't listen  

   ABOUT  SEX  Alright

about mutual respect and love, how to 

Ladies All the ladies Louder now 
tell her she's beautiful. He blames equality 

Help me out  Come on  All the ladies
for his unfortunate predicament. I rely on  

LET'S TALK  ABOUT SEX Alright ladies
luck + street smarts to get across town at night. 

All the ladies Louder now Help me out

I wanted this to be about hot consensual sex

Come on  All the ladies  LET'S TALK 

but it's about a confused man on the bus
  

   ABOUT  SEX  Alright

 and how to get home safe.

*italics are lyrics of Salt-N-Pepa's song Let's Talk About Sex.

I intended to write a sexy poem in dedication to the annual women's tracking gathering/not-a-conference this year. We got loud and kind of raunchy on Friday night at the Bodega Dunes campground...

Credit goes to poet Patricia Spears Jones and her posting at: http://www.poetryfoundation.org/harriet/2014/09/lets-talk-about-the-midnight-ramble/

Hats off and deep bows to Salt-N-Pepa.